Sunday, September 17, 2006

Gunnerrhea

My section has one gunner and two junior gunners. They were tolerable at first, but now I want to stab the main gunner in the eye every time he opens his mouth.

My irritation reached new heights the day he sat down next to a junior gunner and said, "What are we going to argue with the professor about today?" Junior gunner, recently shot down for his idiocy replied that he'd learned his lesson and was going to keep quiet. My friend and I argued whether stabbing the gunner in the eye with a pen would be justiable homicide.

4 comments:

LawMommy said...

I think we should get your gunner and my gunner together in a room --though the pomposity in one place might cause the world's axis to shift.

Still... Gunner Death Match... has a nice ring to it...

Bonus, only one survives. Neither, if we're really lucky.

Shelly said...

lol I love your clever title. This is a classic in the making!

Citations said...

Definitely justifiable homicide. No jury of your peers -- that is, other law students -- would convict you.

Anonymous said...

You think it's bad in a class of 75+ people--wait until 2nd/3rd year when the classes/clinics are much smaller. The ass-kisser gunners are the WORST! They're the guys that argue in class, then make a b-line for the profs to chit-chat after class. PUKE!!